Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!