Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )