What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried