Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)