Because they can get their whole grains.
Paperback
Because they take everything with a grain of salt.
Because he was in bread!
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
Because he had my grains
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
Because they're white.
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
where is popcorn
Take me to your liter!
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
A: 3 years
A taxi driver
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
The steaks are just too high.
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
It got stuck in 9/11
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.