Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.