Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.