Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub