Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

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Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

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Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.