What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.