Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
He married his cousin.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Because He-Man has the power.
A man that states the obvious
William Shat-on-her
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
