Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.