Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR