Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.