Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.