Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.