Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.