He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Because they make cents!
All that salt must make them thirsty.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
George.
He thought they were revolting!
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.