Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

Johns Hopkins!

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."