Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty