Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*