Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!