Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.