Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..