What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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An eggsy-stench-alist.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.