What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide