Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!