Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.