Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.