Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker