Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.