Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)