Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*