Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !