Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.