Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."