Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Quidditching

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Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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Just Juan.

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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She has a hispanic attack

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.