Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.