Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!