Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.