Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!