Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses?

America.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!