Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.