Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree