Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.