Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

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Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Salesman Jokes More Salesman Jokes

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What salesman has the slickest line?

A hair grease salesman.