Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.