Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.