Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver