Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.